cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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