Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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