You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize