I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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