I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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