Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
