3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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