yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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