I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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