Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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