Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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