theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize
