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i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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