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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Pappa wants mamma naked

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.

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• (831): View more from California

  you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b

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• (516): View more from New York

  I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?

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• (530): View more from California

  Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.

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• (209): View more from California

  Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him

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