she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.