Pappa wants mamma naked
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him