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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Cute underage boy is in my house.

  (410): View more from Maryland

  OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.

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• (347): View more from New York

  we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.

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• (415): View more from California

  That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  "fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.

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