69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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