on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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