Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Dear god my vagina.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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