I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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