Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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