exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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