do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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