Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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