I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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