Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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