stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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