So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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