i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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