How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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