My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
