i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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