I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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