Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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