I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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