She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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