You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
And then my night got REAL pukey
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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