Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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