dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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