Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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