I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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