Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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