so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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