Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Houston, we have a blender
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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