the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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