He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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