Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
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you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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