I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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