I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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