that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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