I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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