I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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