I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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