super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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