Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
this will be a night to untag.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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