even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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