its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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