So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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