love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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