is wine microwaveable?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
